Monday, August 21, 2006

Trapped in the Closet Chronicles

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My first experience with this was with SupaStar Nic. Boy, after I finished reading THIS POST, I was floored with all of the information that was anonymously posted. I'm sure MOST of her regular readers abstained. . .Right. RIGHT!

Then Sangin Diva brought it to the table. The information that was revealed on THIS POST was equally salacious. Man, I couldn't believe some of the information that was submitted. Mind, you, surely her regular readers ALSO probably missed these postings and refrained from commenting, right. . .RIGHT!

So with that said, tell me your secrets. Get those bones out the closet, you know they're trying to break free. Don't be left trapped in the closet.

I would guess that MOST of MY regular readers ALSO will not be responding to this post, just some random ANONYMOUS folks, right? RIGHT. Other than the resident "I don't have anything trapped in MY closet TAM.I.AM interjection of the salacious-ness of everything, I would expect a full on expose of what's burning deep within your psyche.

Sshhhh! We won't tell.

Of course, all posts are anonymous (Unless you want us to know who you are).

Readers: What's been Trapped
in YOUR closet?

50 comments:

Msnhim said...

Uh Oh I better switch to anonymous to answer this. LOL

P said...

So. . .

I am assuming you are NOT going to switch to anonymous right away, for obvious reasons. .

DANGIT!!

Carmell said...

huh, yeah... to be continued...

my skeleton said...

My boyfriend who I love dearly hurt me (unintentionally), but the effects of that made me turn to a woman who has freaked me and now I am sleeping with both of them (not at the same time) and like it.

Anonymous said...

I broke into my co-worker's email and read her email, printing out all of the email she wrote with me as the subject so I could use it later if she tried to get me fired. I still break into it about once a month.

J. G. said...

I dated two cousins at the same time and they both didn't know. The funny thing is that I ended up marrying one of them 10 years later my husband still doesn't know. LOL

Anonymous said...

I am happily married, but just realized that I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend.

this is a relief to get off my chest said...

I lied on my job application to get the job I have now. They can't really find out because I lied about my education because I knew they did not check, but now I'm done with school. Well I know they might could check, but knowing them they won't. I will cross that bridge when I come to it.

The Phoenix aka ThatGirlTam said...

Fuck that...I ain't GOT no bones in my shit because I have a blog that tells all my damn business...

I.AM.TAM
TAM.I.AM
I like to call my middle son SAM
He likes sammiches made of HAM
I.AM.TAM
TAM.I.AM
I have a friend, her name is P
She's always making faces at me
Why o why can't she let me be
I.AM.TAM
TAM.I.AM

Bones said...

Im still in love with my ex and frequently dream about sleeping with him.

Anonymous said...

I am starting to think that I am a klepto. I steal anything that I can pick up and take that I think that I can use. Idon't really need it and I can buy the stuff, but it just seems like it beckons me!

me said...

I am hopelessly in love with one of the bloggers that posts on here on the regular and I dont know how I can tell her ever.

Anonymous said...

I am addicted to sleeping pills.

Anonymous said...

I had to block a WELL KNOWN blogger from emailing me because I felt like he was stalking me and shit. It was getting weird.

He was typing in all caps I cannot explain it I get the shivers just thinking about it.

DivineLavender said...

I slept with my female friend and her boyfriend...and my female friend's brother...but my boyfriend never knew!

I am a freak! I will write a book one day!

Unruly Brown said...

Okay, damn. I wanna play, but dangit I don't have those scandalous juicy secrets like folks were posting on Nic's blog. :( :( Boy, I am so dry.

Carmell said...

i'm dry right along with you, 1coolhuney. i can't think of anything.. i guess if i have to think about it its not worth posting anyway!

Unruly Brown said...

LOL @ Koolbreeze...WHY am I STILL thinking?!? Ok I only came up with one thing, but it's so tame I could post this as myself. I've been celibate almost a year, but I'm not going to make it to my anniversary. ;) (@ P, my soul mate is about to be seduced...lol)

Wish It Was Better said...

I wish my boyfriend was better in bed. He is way at the bottom of the list. Is there a class or something he can take?
I also lied to him when he asked me how many men I've slept with (by about 10). Is that wrong? Now I wish I hadn't of slept with that many, then maybe I wouldn't know what I'm missing!
This is the best post ever P!

The Phoenix aka ThatGirlTam said...

Damn @ some of these secrets...

Ok, I wanna know who is in-love with one of the regular posters here...and I wanna know which one of the popular bloggers is a fuckin cyber-stalker!

Divinelavender is a PHREAK! WHEW!! DAMN GIRL!!!

@ Tia: One of my homeboys has a crush on you! hehehe...

Anonymous said...

i have a blogger crush but i frown on others who do the same!

Anonymous said...

I hate this one chick in my social circle so much that I have turned most people against her. It wasn't that hard she did half the work for me (pulling evil stunts) I just told people about her evil tricks that she confided to me in confidence. Feels good to be the winner and to watch her be the loser.

Unruly Brown said...

Whaaaaaaa!??! WHO, Tam??!

Miss Ahmad said...

i'm glad to hear i'm not the only celibate one in the crowd...
sex is over rated, love is complicated,

Anonymous said...

I wanna f*&k all the hot girls that commented..

Sangindiva said...

P, Glam and Tam-
Yall already know my deep dark secret!-
and I'm workin' on that...

So THERE!! :P

Carmell said...

damn who wants to sleep with everybody!!!!

i was celibate for a year once.... it was easy to me...i could doit agin if my husband would letme... butthen again i wasn't married then...i think i turned horney when i got married.. must have something to do with being able to get it whenever i wanted and not have to try!

Unruly Brown said...

Well, koolbreeze, I don't know if you know (dunno how old you are) but lemmetellya 37 is NOT a good age to be tryna be a celibate sista (a damn fine one at that). lol Although I guess it's been KINDA easy for me too...at least it is when there ain't some ridiculously sexy somebody touchin' or kissin' my, um, parts!!

LMAO

Anonymous said...

i've had lesbian affairs and although i promised myself i wouldn't do so again, sometimes i still look!

Anonymous said...

I am so in love with a blogger. It's a him, and though i try to keep it in touch with him, i don't know if he's feelin me or not. I hope so, cuz all i do all day, and night is think about him. I'm gonna play it cool for now...oh yeah, i've been celibate too! But i hope not for long.

African girl, American world said...

well damn - everything I can think of is so TAME compared to all y'all. Lemme go think.

Anonymous said...

I am having a cyber-affair.

Three is NOT a crowd said...

I have threesomes on the regular with my ex and his new girl.

mrs.tj said...

are cyber affairs bad? You are not really having sex...hmmmm! Naw just kidding. With my luck hubby would find out and sue me for half.
Holla!

Carmell said...

@onecoolhoney~ thats tru. i'm 29 and my husband isn't around much and i'm not gonna find it outside my marriage so its easy to be like oh well... but when i was refraining i was 24... so i just stayed away from all men. yeah its hard when you got someone kissin the whatnots!!!


ohh... mstj!!!! we won't tell!

homewrecker said...

i currently am involved with a married man

Anonymous said...

I have had sex for money before when I was in dire straights. It was with this guy who had just gotten a little settlement. I was laid off and stuff was about to get cut off, and he had been asking me for quite some time. I, at least felt like I was at the end of my rope and had no more choices, so I went over there. I made him give me the money first (1200.00) and did it.

Good news is, it wasn't really bad. It was kind of good. He was just a jerk.

The Phoenix aka ThatGirlTam said...

Damn P...look at all your comments!!

@ Tia: My boy Khali (he's like a big brother). He saw our pics on my Flickr account from the first WCBH. Now all he talks about is YOU. *sigh*

Oh yeah, I don't know HOW you can be celibate at that age girl...We're climbing up the rope to our sexual peak. I can't stop THINKING about sex. I even dream about the shit...ALL THE TIME!!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm addicted to sex.

Anonymous said...

Today I hiked up my skirt and masturbated in my office with the door wide open and my assistant sitting right outside my office.

I'm horny.

Anonymous said...

I solicite sex online from women. I am a woman. I am married.

P said...

All y'all phreaks, thieves, adulterers, stabbing in the back mofos.

I sware!

:P

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Unruly Brown said...

Khali, huh? Tell him I said hi. ;)

How I do it...I just think about all the Black women with HIV, AIDS, herpes, and remember that I'm a leader, not a follower. Gotta be a SERIOUS level of trust (among other things) there for me to even consider it.

*smh @ P

SLUMP FACADE said...

I have only one bone in my closet, I'd rather massage a woman's feet than place myself inside of her; ONLY IF HER FEET ARE A 10, ANKLE BRACELET, TOE RING INCLUDED!!!!

Damn, I have a serious foot fetish. I once bathed a woman's feet, massaged them in peach juice then proceeded to dry them with my mouth. She cried, I cried last, roll the hash...

Sad said...

I havw been involved in an abusive relationship for a year and a half. I am stupid.

Anonymous said...

For the past year or so, all I think about is sex. I watch porn and masturbate on a regular. If I see a fine ass guy, I think about what it would be like to fuck him and masturbate. I'll masturbate with others in the room...whenever I need a release...I think I'm a sex addict!

Anonymous said...

I am a woman that is in love with a man and a woman.

I sleep with the woman more, but it's more because she's convenient; she's my neighbor. She has a man too and that's only gets us going more.

Carrie Bradshaw said...

I LOVE THESE RESPONSES!

And since I'm new and nobody knows me here, I guess my confession won't matter right?

I am obsessed with Craigslist and sex. I am obsessed with finding sex on Craigslist. I am courting a few women right now and I am in a long-term relationship with my BOYFRIEND.

Anonymous said...

I make it my personal mission to liberate women's asses of their virgin status. When I'm finished, they're addicted to anal sex and then they'll be left to prowl the earth looking for someone to love their ass they way I do. It's like a damn vampiric curse - a sista turned me out and now I'm turning them out.