- I think I might end up having to be a whistleblower.
- SHE called my aunt the other day, asking for money to put on the books. She's in for possession or solicitation, (or both), through Christmas Eve.
- I think that he is going to allow HER to drag him through the mud. She's evil incarnate.
- I think that the 'lady' that my friend met over the internet, the one he is falling hard for, the one he sent me a picture of, is not a lady at all.
- I am in love with someone and it's an impossible relationship to ever have.
- My friend has a stalker on his hands. He met her a week ago, she wants to meet his family and friends, gave him a list of books to read, and gave him a checklist of what he needs to adjust in his life.
- One of my friends is very lonely and she covers it well with shiny pretty things.
- One of my friends is in love with me and doesn't have a chance in hell of getting with me for any number of reasons, none of which have anything to do with physical attraction.
- I think I've met the devil.
- Our church is in the process of "Adventures in New Pastors" and it's been a rough road and a rough ride. I miss my pastor terribly.
- I look a hot mess because my hairstylist just got out of the hospital.
- How do you tell someone that they are alienating you and others around them, even though they are only being themselves?
- My car tags, paid in full, have not arrived in MONTHS. DMV says they sent them, DMV (in person) I haven't went too because it's sheer terror, and AAA still says I owe a hundred bucks.
- My property owner is nosey as hell, I don't like him and he knows I don't like him.
- I have got one more chance to fix something and if I don't I'm screwed for three months, minimum.
- People from my former job keep calling me asking me HR questions because they are not getting the help that they need. :(
- My friend called me and told me that the Sears gift card that I bought for her niece as a baby shower gift was confiscated by the portrait studio manager because it was invalid.
- My brother is missing in action and he owes my mom twenty bucks.
Well, not really 99 problems, but that's enough don't you think? As my mother says, I'm not complaining, just explaining. I'll elaborate on any two subjects you want me to, (subject to my discretion, but you'll have to submit your vote.
You got any problems you wanna get off your chest? Any questions about mines?
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If it makes you feel any better, the Dark Side (a.k.a California Department of Motor Vehicles)told me it could take up to 60 (count 'em) days before you would be issued a sticker for your license plate. Of course they also said that upon receipt of payment, they would put in "the system" that you paid, so that the police will not give you a ticket.
But then they also said, "...might be a good idea to keep a copy of the check in the car too."
I knew I had those carbon check thingy's for a reason.
I hate the Dark Side.
@ Terry:
HAHAHAHA @ The system. . .
I could even understand a couple of months.
My car tags were due in April. Paid in Full.
Look who's back!
LMAO @
1. The Sears Card. Someone pulled that nonsense on me this summer. Gave me a gift card to Costco only for the cash register lady to tell me to get the hell up out of her line after the sixth swipe still showed insufficient funds. As I used my debit card to pay for a year's worth of Honey Nut Cheerios, I really wanted to slap the shit out of said anonymous donor.
2. Your friend with the stalker. That sounds like The Fresh Prince episode when Will went out with Jazz's bi-polar sister. If my vote is worth anything, please do elaborate on that one.
Peace P....
I put my vote in.
alright P,
Tell momz she can let that 20 dolllahz go..You dont lend money to family wanting it back...Family will alway play the FAMILY card...
(fix 1) its a fight she can never win..
Tell homegirl that the Sears card was a re gift...She'll be mad, for a little bit, but everybody does it. I almost gave a gift back to a friend once..wifey picked up on it in the nick of time. (possible fix 2)
Change Churches or find out if rev. went somewhere locally.(fix3)
change your phone number..Inform only those you want to have the new number (fix 4)
that about covers it for me...Now I really gotta know about the dude possibly dating a dude he thinks is a lady... at your earliest convience please..
Why,yes I do! Thanks for asking :)
What the hell am I supposed to do with this fine so & so who spilled his children all over my stomach during 4play???? Do I give him a chance to right his wrong, I mean shit - can I get some too? Damn!..lol..
P.S..love who you spell my name on the blog roll
I wanna know more about the impossible love situation. I am nosey...what can I say.
P,
Sha wins! WOW....damn....just.....
damn...
I don't have any complaints.
Just wanted to tell you that I'm checkin out for a bit...I'll holla back when I've got my mind right again.
Sh*t a family wouldn't be a dayum family without no dysfunction in it. Shoot, even the dayum "queen" of england got it. *chuckle* I don't have deal with my family cuz them mo'fo's crazy.
They say I'ma trip, but oh well, sh*t. I don't want no crackheads in my house, alcoholics, thieves, pedophiles, etc. I mean dayum I am TRYING to raise a "normal" family. *chuckle to self*
well keepin it true, 99 problems and a B.... aint one
I read an article not too long ago about gift cards. I hope you still have your receipt, and take that bad boy back.
I voted too, cuz I's be woen'ta know how you met the debil.
I don't know how much sympathy I can have for the people who still call you about HR issues. You left there quite awhile ago, which means that they've had more than enough time to get someone in their with just as much, if not more, knowledge of the job.
@ Big P (and everybody else re: The gift card) As I had to do my nicety phone calls at the original mall that I got it from, I was then able to not only:
1. Find out that I used my debitcard for the transaction (online), I
2. Found the receipt deep, deep, deep down in my purse a few days later.
I didn't really need all that, because the original mall found it and It was able to be taken care of. . . For now. I am waiting until my friend's niece to pick up the pictures before I sashay up to the Stonewood Mall and let them know of what I think (not of what happened but how they didn't make an effort to try to find OUT what happened).
@ Smoothie: My mother knows good and well that she is not going to get that money back. My dumb azz brother (when I was first working in wireless) used to use my cell phone when I started getting a concessionary one, and then he would come and pay the bill and then ask to borrow the same amount that he just paid me for the bill. WTF?
@ Sha: When I read your name, that's how I feel, and that's how I want to say it, and therefore, that's what I do! :)
@Mz JJ: I'm kind of shy about that, so we'll see. If it wins, out then I guess that I have no choice.
@ Aly: Hell, I'll take a little dysfunction, but sometimes these folks over here are literally like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
@ Harpo: Well, that's the double edged sword. They haven't found anybody to replace me (not because I'm special, but because that's why I'm gone, the position is gone). Most of the ones that have called me have a long standing relationship with me and they didn't really give a shit that I didn't work there anymore, we were close knit, I prolly would have got cussed out if I didn't route them accordingly. :)
Whew and here I thought i had problems! LOL...the person that is alienating (sp) you could possibly be trying to work things out first w/ themselves...I must admit I do that often when I'm wrestling with things...so they may come to you when it's time.
Oh btw I want to definitely hear about the "imposible relationship" hehehe.
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