I Ain't No Brotha, But If I Wuz

I ain't no brotha, but if I wuz. . .

Inspired in part by Tam (L word) and Mwabi (girl on girl) thoughts on the particular subject, and Closet Owner (general thoughts) on the matta, I've taken a different slant to this.

Lemme qualify my statements. I luvs being a woman. Man, I feel like a woman! All that good stuff.

BUT, if I were a brotha, I think I might have a good chance a peeping some game on a few chicks. I would be decent looking, I suppose (although I don't think my face would look good on a guy). I would be average height for a guy (six feet), versus tall for a woman (which I do not mind at all, Tam or Stalka Brian will tell you that).

I know one thing. I would prolly not have a skinny chick (no offense to anyone reading) but please don't read that wrong. I would not be interested in any buffalo gals, either. But if you had to choose, somebody with a FEW (read FEW) little extra lb's are fine, but again, not something that requires a bulldozer or a few hefty heave ho's to move. As my mother says, you can lose fat but 'cha can't lose ugly.

I was kinda thinkin, If I were a brotha, what kind of womens would I dig?

Like to hear it, here it goes.

Queen L: She looks significantly better and more symmetrically proportioned after her breast redux. She's the kind of chick, like, if I were a dude, she would be like the cool homie that you grew up with, that can hang with the fellas and what not, but then later, you would start looking at her, like, dang, she kind of cute, too. Problem is, would Queen like me as a brotha, or as a sista (TEE HEE)

Angelle Brooks: She's more of a character actor. I like her because short or long hair, she's a cute girl.

Lisa Nicole Carson - She is cute in a crazy looking kind of way. I prolly wouldn't want a serious relationship. Only BC's, cuz she looks kind of well . . . speaking of, if you look at her profile she is nowhere to be found past 1999. Rumor has it she is bipolar and is reportedly institutionalized and under the care of her mother. So, yep, for the most part if I was a brother, it would be strickly for the BC.

Sukanya Krishnan - Suki plays on HomeDelivery . I think she's purty and classy. I wouldn't like skanks. Tam what do you think of her? I'm asking for a very specific reason. She looks like a bidnesswoman.

Pam Grier - Because she's Pam Grier. PAM GRIER IS NOT A HOOCHIE!

Victoria Rowell - I like her because she has a mix of girl next door-smoldering beauty, clean cut and wholesome but not homely looking. And, in my former life, I used to look at Y & R, and Diagnosis Murder (so what??)

Vanessa Bell Calloway - I think she's purty, as well as exceptionally talented. Plus, she's yo "Queen to beeee".

Laila Ali - She seems like she would be cool, behave around your friend and family, and be a homebody. Don't want no hooka in the streets.

Roshumba - Some of the greatest, defined features ever. A little too skinny for mae, but I'd deal with it.

Angela Bassett - No doubt could hold the entire room at attention with her regality and words, son. A take home to the parents fo real. Yale, edumacated, too?! Her and her husband, actor are expecting their first children, twins, sometime this year.

Vanessa Williams - This is why I chose her. Even without the eyes, hair and complexion (which by the way is NOT a qualifier for cuteness, some people are foolish enough to think that) she is still very nice looking.

AJ Johnson - Yep, the girl from house party. Doesn't take much to figure that she is a personal trainer. She really does have some healthy tips and regimes on her web site.

Womens that I would not be bothered with:

Beyonce - Yes, I know. But I wouldn't be interested. Too much going on. Yeah, I knowwhatchathinkin, but even if I did have a lot of money, I would want more of the darker haired bevy of beauties above. Plus, sometimes I cannot emotionally deal with the hair issues that occur with her intermittedly. I don't like a lot of brouhaha associated with hair and stuff.

Halle - Hell to the naw. Too emotionally high maintenance fragile. Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass.

This beeach right here is crazy and I would not touch her with a ten foot pole!

JLO - Everbody she gets with (sans Puffy, who made her) career tanks. No thanks. Not my 'type' HEHE - Anyway, I generally takes my coffee black.

Kimora Lee - Thanks, Chuck, but I'll remain on my own.

In case y'all have one eyebrow raised and are identifying me as suspect, I've already laid out the Men I Love in a previous blog, when I was virgin on blogging.

I got some good taste, huh?